| page 1 | page 2 | page 3 | "Ask not what your wiener can do for you, but what you can do for your wiener" John F. Kennedy "A wiener here and a wiener there and pretty soon it adds up to a real wiener" U.S Senator "A wiener, a wiener, my kingdom for a wiener" Richard III "Don't rain on my wiener" Candor and Ebb "Ding dong the wieners dead" Munchkins "Go ahead, make my wiener (with mustard)" Dirty Harry "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a wiener" Dr. McCoy "Live long and eat wieners" Spock "Captain, I can't believe my wiener" Spock "A wiener in every pot" Roosevelt "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my wiener, prepare to eat" Montoya "The only good wiener, is a dead wiener" Sherman | page 1 | page 2 | page 3 |