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"Ask not what your wiener can do for you, but what you can do for your wiener"
John F. Kennedy

"A wiener here and a wiener there and pretty soon it adds up to a real wiener"
U.S Senator

"A wiener, a wiener, my kingdom for a wiener"
Richard III

"Don't rain on my wiener"
Candor and Ebb

"Ding dong the wieners dead"

"Go ahead, make my wiener (with mustard)"
Dirty Harry

"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a wiener"
Dr. McCoy

"Live long and eat wieners"

"Captain, I can't believe my wiener"

"A wiener in every pot"

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my wiener, prepare to eat"

"The only good wiener, is a dead wiener"

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