| page 1 | page 2 | page 3 | "I shall wiener" MacArther "Damn the wieners, full spead ahead" Farragut "Take a wiener and call me in the morning" Ask any Doctor "I'm dreaming of a white wiener" Berlin "A wiener, is a wiener, is a wiener" Stein "If I wanted a wiener for lunch, I would have ordered one" Commander of Alien Invasion Fleet at White House Lunch "It never will rain wieners. When we want more wieners, we must plant more wiener trees" Eliot "Don't wiener on my parade" Candor and Ebb "Lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime. And, departing, leave behind us wieners on the sands of time" Longfellow "All men by nature desire to have wieners" Aristotle "Wieners, wieners everywhere and not one to eat" Coleridge | page 1 | page 2 | page 3 |